File: /home/httpd/html/cuda-challenger.com/public_html/nope/wp-content/maintenance.php
<html>
<head>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://maxcdn.bootstrapcdn.com/bootstrap/3.3.7/css/bootstrap.min.css">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://maxcdn.bootstrapcdn.com/font-awesome/4.7.0/css/font-awesome.min.css">
</head>
<body class="text-center">
<h2>Currently down for scheduled maintenance.</h2>
<i class="fa fa-cog fa-spin fa-5x fa-fw"></i>
<p> </p>
<p><strong><?php echo get_maintenance_phrase(); ?></strong></p>
<p> </p>
<p>We'll be back soon!</p>
</body>
</html>
<?php
function get_maintenance_phrase()
{
$random_num = rand(1, 3);
switch ($random_num) {
case 1:
return 'Steve with Accounting will not be happy about this.';
break;
case 2:
return 'The website monkeys have spilt coffee on the drives.';
break;
case 3:
return 'Crossing our fingers that all goes well!';
break;
}
}